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Let's start listing all the "Barney-isms".

These might be unique words that Barney invented to describe something, or perhaps a mini-lecture lecture he gave to Opie or some prisoners. Or perhaps it was a theory he shared. Barney knew a lot about a lot of things, thanks in part to his Learn a Month subscription.

I marvel at his use of the word "electronal" as he describes electronal marvels!

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Barney: "There are two kinds of cops: The quick, and the dead".

You've got to nip it, nip it in the bud.

"I" before "E" except after "C" and "E" before "N" in CHICKEN

He always forgets that rule!

The “Patoola Oblongdolla” ain’t in the knee...it’s in the brain.

We got lots of swings! We just don't use 'em at night!

"Ya see, Thelma Lou - this is what we call the deadly game. I'm in it for keeps."

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