My favorite Barney quote (I may have mentioned it before) is that all the clues about Luke add up to just one thing:
R-E-V-E-N-G! Andy replies,"Reveng?" Breaks me up everytime.
"Sproekens de Deutsch?"
"Why don't we go up to the old folks home and wax the stairs?"
I just love Barney when he was drunk. You could see his face change over from sober to drunk in just a few seconds, so I guess one of my favorite quotes would have to be 'sure Mike sure sure' .
I always thought he ad-libbed that bit: "Sure Mike, sure" because he spent a lot of time on stage and there were microphones with the brand name 'Sure'. They were good quality microphones and I assume he had used them during his career and that it had just slipped out. I have used that little joke myself when I was in a band and we had a Sure-brand microphone.
Actually the name is 'SHURE' and they are one of the oldest and best made series of microphones made in the world. Pronounced the same, just spelled differently.
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to work with someone who thinks he knows everything?"