Barney's theory on Weavers being robbed was Weaver was stealing the items himself for the insurance money, even wanted to look in his trunk!
Barney sure figured out how to outfox those salve salesmen. A "lawyer letter" is the way to go!
If a bat lays its eggs on your head, you'll go crazy.
When a child goes astray, Barney advocated 'bud nippin'
When someone is sleeping the subconscious always tells the truth.
Barney has a theory that: "Giraffes are selfish."
How do you fight fire? With fire of course.
I thought you fought fire with a hose.
I think that was Andy's theory.
Quiet Sam was harboring a fugitive with a bullet wound up at his farm house.
Haha...and thought Sam was growing "wacky weed."