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Barney's Theories - List them here!
Barney had theories on many things, thanks in part to all of his Learn-a-Month readings. Also he was an avaracious reader of the childish classics. Interrogation methods, science, law, fighting fire, dogs & lighting, you name it!
Let's start listing them here!
Let's start listing them here!
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Permalink Reply by Mayor Pike on -
Barney was certain he could get the bank robber of a quarter of a million to come to him by throwing around some money, planting some rumors of "deuces wild" poker games with Floyd, and looking like "ready money". Also knowing the "FBI handshake" would be helpful.
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Permalink Reply by Mayor Pike on
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Especially true for Gilly Walker. All he does is speed, speed, speed!
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Permalink Reply by Franklin Dickerson on -
A way to revolutionize the whole world of modern education was a way to remember things, like dates for instance. 1776. Number 1 was easy since its the first number in the alphabet, then just remember- lucky 7, then remember it again because you just did, then, just take away 1 from seven.
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Permalink Reply by Mayor Pike on
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This method helped him remember what the Emancipation Proclamation was.
It was a proclamation.
A proclamation about emancipation.
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Permalink Reply by Franklin Dickerson on
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Well yeah, see... There was these folks and they wanted to get themselves emancipated, so they got themselves a proclamation. And they called it the emancipation proclamation. How else were they supposed to get themselves emancipated without a proclamation?
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Permalink Reply by Dr. Pendyke on -
Ol' Barn thought it was a bad idea for children to have imaginary friends. It would really mess up their petulla omligatas.
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Permalink Reply by Bernie Fife on -
Crocheting is very therapetic. (And knitters and crocheters seldom have stomach disorders.)
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