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Barney had theories on many things, thanks in part to all of his Learn-a-Month readings. Also he was an avaracious reader of the childish classics. Interrogation methods, science, law, fighting fire, dogs & lighting, you name it!

Let's start listing them here!

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Barney's theory on Weavers being robbed was Weaver was stealing the items himself for the insurance money, even wanted to look in his trunk!

Barney sure figured out how to outfox those salve salesmen. A "lawyer letter" is the way to go!

If a bat lays its eggs on your head, you'll go crazy.

When a child goes astray, Barney advocated 'bud nippin'

And...

When someone is sleeping the subconscious always tells the truth.

Barney has a theory that:  "Giraffes are selfish."

How do you fight fire? With fire of course.

I thought you fought fire with a hose.

I think that was Andy's theory.

Quiet Sam was harboring a fugitive with a bullet wound up at his farm house. 

Haha...and thought Sam was growing "wacky weed." 

In the event a pie, turkey, or ham disappears overnight, rest assured that a fox came down from the hills and took them. A fox!
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