Opie: He sure does funny stuff.
"you're a barber, so you clip, so clip joint...'
Everybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
You know who said that?
Calvin Coolidge said that.
Or was it Calvin Coolidge....
"No Floyd, Calvin Coolidge didn't say everything..."
Raif Hollister: I woulda put lard on my shoes but when I do that the cats all follow me.