This may not win you any friends but the next time you go to a wedding in the middle of the ceremony try:
"Stop that weddin"
I think we should all try to take a cruise, once in our lifetime, in Kelsey's Ocean. This cruise makes regular sightseeing stops at the port near Kelsey's Woods and Kelsey's Swamp, so it makes for a great vacation.
Oh that sounds fine! Maybe it has a stop by the cave where Ernest T hermitized himself.
"If I knew you was comin' I'd known what to do, I'd riz both hands and I'd wove at you!"
ETB to Helen Crump: "You're my muther figger."
Also, ETB to Helen after she has slapped his hand with a ruler:
"I l-u-u-v you!"
one I've always liked, and used on occasion..
Ramona. "It rained last week."
Ernest T. "I know. I was right there in it."
Good advice from Ernest T. on what to do when a possum hides under a rock (you never know when you'll need this):" Get a stick and poke it in under there!"
"One and the same - Bass is the name!"