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I love them all and use them in conversation to the befuddlement of most listeners. I'd love to have a collection for quick reference.

1. "It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T."

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This may not win you any friends but the next time you go to a wedding in the middle of the ceremony try:

"Stop that weddin"

I think we should all try to take a cruise, once in our lifetime, in Kelsey's Ocean. This cruise makes regular sightseeing stops at the port near Kelsey's Woods and Kelsey's Swamp, so it makes for a great vacation.

Oh that sounds fine!  Maybe it has a stop by the cave where Ernest T hermitized himself.

"I ain't talkin'...the more you're askin', the more I'm balkin."

"If I knew you was comin' I'd known what to do, I'd riz both hands and I'd wove at you!"

ETB to Helen Crump:  "You're my muther figger."

Also, ETB to Helen after she has slapped his hand with a ruler:

 "I l-u-u-v you!"

one I've always liked, and used on occasion..

Ramona.  "It rained last week."

Ernest T. "I know.  I was right there in it."

Good advice from Ernest T. on what to do when a possum hides under a rock (you never know when you'll need this):" Get a stick and poke it in under there!" 

"One and the same - Bass is the name!"

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