When they pulled their pick up truck into town and it was overheating by the horse trough; " She's usually good for eleven hat-fulls."
I tell ya, anything Briscoe says is worth quoting.
when Andy was helping him put on his tie.
Ever since I saw a hangin', I been nervous 'bout wearin' one 'a these things!
"Ernest T. Bass!" (Answers: "In person!)
"You're a low-down pesky buzzard......doggone ya!"
"Eatin' speaks louder than words."
I think Andy told him to say that!
Then again - it's a very famous sayin'.