Ernest T: I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy.
“I hate to chit-chat. I don’t mind ordinary conversation, but I hate to chit-chat.” (Lydia C.)
Otis: I can’t take 4 dogs home...my wife barely let’s ME in the house!
Big Barn....”It’s as open as it ever waaassss.”
The way he delivers that line is pure gold.
“Ernest T: Can I go slick down first?”
GOOBER: Ain’t you got a jack?
It's not a whim anymore if you put on clean underwear!