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What is your FAVORITE “one liner” from the episodes?

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"Andy that's no vacation, what you otto do is get your blue suit cleaned, pack your swimming trunks, catch the Sunbird Special to that Miami beach, get yourself a room and a bath in one of them beach cottages and then all day long you lie out under the sun eating saltwater taffy with one of them cute blonde Miami'ens. Then at night you crank out the dark blue put a little windsor knot in the old striped tie then you take in one of them rabbit girl clubs. Va Va Va Voom!

Newton Monroe: "I'm ept!"

Opie:  “Yeah, Paw....ain’t it a beaut?”

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"Let's go down to the old folks home and take the bolts out of the wheelchairs... Maybe that'd be funny too."

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