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What is your FAVORITE “one liner” from the episodes?

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Ernest T:  I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy.

“I hate to chit-chat.  I don’t mind ordinary conversation, but I hate to chit-chat.”   (Lydia C.)

Otis:  I can’t take 4 dogs home...my wife barely let’s ME in the house!

Big Barn....”It’s as open as it ever waaassss.”

The way he delivers that line is pure gold. 

“Ernest T:  Can I go slick down first?”

GOOBER:  Ain’t you got a jack?

It's not a whim anymore if you put on clean underwear!

BARNEY: "Pipe down - this ain't a ball park!"

Goober: "Just floats it out there!"

 I love it when Andy tells Barney: "Are you gonna enter or are you planning on bringing the sandwiches?"

Call the man!

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