Ernest T: I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy.
“I hate to chit-chat. I don’t mind ordinary conversation, but I hate to chit-chat.” (Lydia C.)
Otis: I can’t take 4 dogs home...my wife barely let’s ME in the house!
Big Barn....”It’s as open as it ever waaassss.”
“Ernest T: Can I go slick down first?”
GOOBER: Ain’t you got a jack?
It's not a whim anymore if you put on clean underwear!
BARNEY: "Pipe down - this ain't a ball park!"
Goober: "Just floats it out there!"
I love it when Andy tells Barney: "Are you gonna enter or are you planning on bringing the sandwiches?"
Call the man!
Judd: “That’s it Andy. He’s as dry as dust.”