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What is your FAVORITE “one liner” from the episodes?

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"Andy that's no vacation, what you otto do is get your blue suit cleaned, pack your swimming trunks, catch the Sunbird Special to that Miami beach, get yourself a room and a bath in one of them beach cottages and then all day long you lie out under the sun eating saltwater taffy with one of them cute blonde Miami'ens. Then at night you crank out the dark blue put a little windsor knot in the old striped tie then you take in one of them rabbit girl clubs. Va Va Va Voom!

Love that whole exchange. Haha. 

Newton Monroe: "I'm ept!"

Haha.  I just used that one the other day with a friend.  (They didn’t get it) 

Opie:  “Yeah, Paw....ain’t it a beaut?”

Caution, user should wear gloves!

Yeah...that would have been some powerful cologne...

"Let's go down to the old folks home and take the bolts out of the wheelchairs... Maybe that'd be funny too."

He has lots of those quips doesn’t he Dud.  Good one!

We defy the Mafia!

Andy to Barney:  "No sir...now that's REEEEAAALLL Sheriff-in'

OLLIE:  I hate to knock your town Andy, but Lake Charles “black-topped” around the gas works...3 years ago!

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