BARNEY TO ANDY: "Gun-drawing practice, ten minutes every day. If I ever have to use this baby, I want to teach it to _______ to _______ in a hurry.
come to papa
Dud...you're so worldly! You knew it right off, my friend.
BRISCOE TO ANDY(about his necktie): Ever since I saw a _______________', I been nervous about wearin' one of these things.
Right as rain!
MALCOLM MERRIWEATHER (to ANDY): Government __________, sir?
"He called me a thief! I'm just glad my mother isn't here to see this. Do you know what that could do to a woman in her late _________?"