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Let's put lines in and take turns finishing scenes by filling in the next line. After you answer one, leave one for the next person. Comment all along the way. It should be fun.

Here's a starter:

BARNEY: During our lifetime we travel many roads. There are big roads and little roads, rocky roads and smooth roads. Dirt highways and improved roads. Now let's take you, and that outfit you got yourself there.
GOMER: ____?____

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BARNEY:  Well, who was Freeburger?

ANDY:  Freeburger?  _____________ Inspector.

Sewer inspector.

Barney: "That  old buzzard, he arrested my father for speeding." Andy: If you looked closer at his badge you woulda seen a little manhole cover. Of course there coulda been extenuating circumstances."  Barney: " Like what?"  Andy: " Maybe your father was speeding _______  _  ______." 

ANDY:  Barney, I know we've not always understood one another, but so far as I can recall, this is the first time we've been on two _____________. ____________.

different planets
OPIE: Children? I don't think we'd have and ______________. We already know plenty of ______ to play with.
children, kids.

Andy: "Well sure that applies to _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _ _ _."

No takers, eh? The answer is "septic tank pumpers."

Now take down them disease signs, Nelvin.

Barney;  O.K. fella...what is it?

Andy:  I'm sorry Barn...its just that I'm beat to the socks!

Ernest T.:  You know what I'm gonna' do?...I'm gonna take it over to ______________ and show it to her.  It's what she wanted.

Barney: Five minutes ____________ the ________!

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