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Let's put lines in and take turns finishing scenes by filling in the next line. After you answer one, leave one for the next person. Comment all along the way. It should be fun.

Here's a starter:

BARNEY: During our lifetime we travel many roads. There are big roads and little roads, rocky roads and smooth roads. Dirt highways and improved roads. Now let's take you, and that outfit you got yourself there.
GOMER: ____?____

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ELLIE:  Are you taking anyone to the church dance Saturday?


BARNEY:  No.


ELLIE:  In that case, I accept your invitation! Thank You! 

BARNEY: I just come in here for some _______  _________.

foot powder

GOOBER:  I can't do __________  __________. He talks like everybody else

William Holden

BARNEY:  Well, who was Freeburger?

ANDY:  Freeburger?  _____________ Inspector.

Sewer inspector.

Barney: "That  old buzzard, he arrested my father for speeding." Andy: If you looked closer at his badge you woulda seen a little manhole cover. Of course there coulda been extenuating circumstances."  Barney: " Like what?"  Andy: " Maybe your father was speeding _______  _  ______." 

ANDY:  Barney, I know we've not always understood one another, but so far as I can recall, this is the first time we've been on two _____________. ____________.

different planets
OPIE: Children? I don't think we'd have and ______________. We already know plenty of ______ to play with.
children, kids.

Andy: "Well sure that applies to _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _ _ _."

No takers, eh? The answer is "septic tank pumpers."

Now take down them disease signs, Nelvin.

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