Barney( to Andy): You're almost as funny as Floyd, you know that!? Why don't you two team up...call yourselves _______ and ________!
You got it Bernie!!!
Andy: Little old ladies ought not to _________.
Barney: Unless they're headed for the ________.
Charlene: Ka-knoba in...ka-knoba out...ka-knoba in and ________ ___________
Mr. Wheeler: Look at that cloud over their Andy...don't it look like a ____________.
Andy: Oh...so you an John Masters don't see eye to eye on this part?
Aunt Bee: well he's no Rev. ____________!
Barney: How long?
Barney: How long do you think you can do it?
Andy: Do what?
Barney: How long do you think you can go on being both __________ and _________ to that boy?