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Let's put lines in and take turns finishing scenes by filling in the next line. After you answer one, leave one for the next person. Comment all along the way. It should be fun.

Here's a starter:

BARNEY: During our lifetime we travel many roads. There are big roads and little roads, rocky roads and smooth roads. Dirt highways and improved roads. Now let's take you, and that outfit you got yourself there.
GOMER: ____?____

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I’m not sure this fits here exactly, but I have a trivia question, based on a few lines from an episode. Does anyone know who Jelsic Sturm is? (Spelling of the name is from Netflix captions.)
He’s just some fella from back in the hills that was an obvious rival of Ernest T. Bass. He must have joined the service and got a uniform that the girls back in the hills swooned over...which prompted ETB to come into town and try to join the Army. These few short lines gave the entire “back story” to this episode. Brilliant writing.
Yes, that’s him. I imagine Ernest T. may have chucked a rock or two through Jelsic’s windows.

SKIPPY:  Oh Bernie...you’re a ___________!

SKIPPY:  Oh Bernie...you’re a SCREAM!

Daphne: I'm locked up with the _______.

I’m locked up with the SHERIFF!

BARNEY:  Adios Amigo.

BRISCOE:  Is he ____ of _____?

ANDY: Oh I don’t know. I would rather people __________ me, rather than fear me if I wear a _____.

BARNEY: ...as a result of a banner year in both production and sales, your company has declared dividends for all shareholders:

ANDY:  I’ll be dog. Is there a check in there?

 BARNEY: Yeah...enclosed, find a check for _______.

27 cents.

Good Dave...you must have gone in with Barney and Floyd and some

of the boys for an 8th if a share!

BARNEY:  Take this (gun), put it under your shirt,

ANDY:  I won’t need it Barn, __________ and I have been friends for years. 

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