OTIS: Well, now; maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my _______. Drunk or sober, I can't tell nothin' much without my ________es.
AUNT BEE: I was standing in front of the courthouse chatting with a group of ladies.
BARNEY: Now that's ______________ ______________ in my book!
OPIE: Are you going to fingerprint me, Barney?
AUNT BEE: Oh, don't joke, honey! He's liable to send you up to __________
JENNIFER: Let's go in!
CLARABELLE: Jennifer! You will be the death of me yet! How many times must I tell you? A lady never goes into a __________ ________!
Right on Dave Cline!