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Let's put lines in and take turns finishing scenes by filling in the next line. After you answer one, leave one for the next person. Comment all along the way. It should be fun.

Here's a starter:

BARNEY: During our lifetime we travel many roads. There are big roads and little roads, rocky roads and smooth roads. Dirt highways and improved roads. Now let's take you, and that outfit you got yourself there.
GOMER: ____?____

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GOMER: I'm going down a road.

BARNEY: Cock-a-doodle doo!    ANDY:___?___

ANDY: You wanna stand up Barney? I wanna see if there's an egg in the chair.

Andy:  "Get up Barn, I wanna see if there's an egg there."

Barney:  "So what, he ______ the _________ of his __________ . . .

"So what, he SHAVES the BACK of his NECK.
GOOBER: Thanks for stopping to get Lydia's hair ribbon.
ANDY: ___?___

ANDY: Would you tell her to quit hanging her head out the window like a dog?

BARNEY: This is no time for pussy-cats!

ANDY: Well Fluffy's got kittens___________________________________.

...and you know how you feel, seeing your Mother on the roof.
Good job Kris.
She HAD to sit by the window, being nauseated from all that Candy she'd been eatin'.
BARNEY: You better come clean boy. We got evidence that the Sheriff doesn't even know about...And it's on its way across the street right now. What you didn't know is that we had the place under high-speed photographic surveillance. THERE is your criminal!
GOMER: ___?___

You take a real good picture Barn.  Me, I never do.

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