Let's put lines in and take turns finishing scenes by filling in the next line. After you answer one, leave one for the next person. Comment all along the way. It should be fun.
Here's a starter:
BARNEY: During our lifetime we travel many roads. There are big roads and little roads, rocky roads and smooth roads. Dirt highways and improved roads. Now let's take you, and that outfit you got yourself there.
BARNEY: You better come clean boy. We got evidence that the Sheriff doesn't even know about...And it's on its way across the street right now. What you didn't know is that we had the place under high-speed photographic surveillance. THERE is your criminal!