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Let's put lines in and take turns finishing scenes by filling in the next line. After you answer one, leave one for the next person. Comment all along the way. It should be fun.

Here's a starter:

BARNEY: During our lifetime we travel many roads. There are big roads and little roads, rocky roads and smooth roads. Dirt highways and improved roads. Now let's take you, and that outfit you got yourself there.
GOMER: ____?____

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Andy: See ya Samoa! (meaning See you some more I believe)

Andy: What's happening with the Widow Saunders?

Barney: ____________________

Barney: "Oh, seems she been steppin' out with that dish cloth salesman from Raleigh. Big fella, 'bout six-four, drives a wire-wheel coupe'."

pronounced "coop-ay"

Sounds "French." Good thing Barney learned some French when he went to the restaurant in the Big City... Ordering snails and brains...

Rafe: "Andy, Barney? C'mon in! I thought ___  ___  ___!"

"I thought you was the law"

Barney:"What do you think this is ___________?

BARNEY: What do you think this is...a Boy Scout Badge?

you was the law.  

GOMER: it's dark under there. Might be Spiders!?
BARNEY: Gomer,_______________
BARN: Now what makes you think there's spiders under there?

GOMER: Cause if I was a spider, that's where I would go.
A few lines later Barny adds: Now get down there with them spiders and start working!
He became so "Obtuse" when he was given just the least bit of power. Haha

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