Thelscuz had a good idea about adding a new final saying to each TAGS episode. Kind of like a second epilouge where they come back for one last sentence from one of the characters.
So what if we went through every episode in order and someone makes up a new final saying. It's your big chance to be a writer on TAGS. I would suggest we use this episode guide to follow. One post per episode and then we move on to the next episode.
I'll start with the first episode:
#1 - The New Housekeeper
Opie: Ya know pa, even though she can't fish or play baseball, she sure is a good cook.
This may be too obvious...
#2 - The Manhunt
BANG! ssssssssssssssssss (air escaping from state police car tire after Barney's gun goes off).
#3 The Guitar Player
Talk about a captive audience! (Bobby Fleet being put in jail to force him to audition the guitar player.)
In Opie's Newspaper when Aunt Bee, Barney and Andy are at the dump reading the final edition....
Andy: "Barnaaaaay.... you and Laura Lee Hobbs!! In Mrs. Mendlebright's back seat?!... you beat everything you know that!"
Sorry. Mine was out of order.