I'm sure, like me, you have more than one favorite line from the show. Share them with us and if at all possible, tell us which episode the quote comes from. If you don't know, share your favorite quote anyway. Just reading them will bring a smile to my face so I'm looking forward to seeing them.
"The first thing is did was pay for my on cheese sandwich." - Barney (The Darling Baby)
"Sick as a dog, but having the time of my life!" - Gomer (Barney's First Car)
I like Mr. Schwamp's line that goes " ________________________________________________________".
That one always cracks me up.
Don't forget the head nod. He delivers that with style.
I've always liked when Andy would rag on Barney with, "You beat everything, you know that?!"
Wonder what causes that?
Boy Giraffe's Are Selfish!- Barney Fife- Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
Whew tough question, there are sooooo many!!!
I love these lines from Opie’s Charity
Opie - I never seen one Pa.
Andy - Never seen one what?
Opie - A half a boy.
This one cracks me up every time I see Andy the Marriage Counselor
Barney – I’d rather be called skunk face than honey like that.
Stop that weddin'!
It's "THERAPETIC" - Barney to Andy and Barney telling otis he needs a hobby and otis replies, "i've got a hobby, Drinkin"