I'm sure, like me, you have more than one favorite line from the show. Share them with us and if at all possible, tell us which episode the quote comes from. If you don't know, share your favorite quote anyway. Just reading them will bring a smile to my face so I'm looking forward to seeing them.
"The first thing is did was pay for my on cheese sandwich." - Barney (The Darling Baby)
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Permalink Reply by barney's tn. gal on February 1, 2012 at 4:18pm It's "THERAPETIC" - Barney to Andy and Barney telling otis he needs a hobby and otis replies, "i've got a hobby, Drinkin"
Permalink Reply by James Crutchfield on January 2, 2012 at 4:15pm "Fly a quail through here and every women HERE would point!"
Barney to Andy in "My Fair Enest T."
"Mr. Swhump tried to pinch him>"
Mrs. Wiley to Andy in the same episode
"What boys in what lab?"
Andy to Barney:ditto
There are so many quoiable lines in this episode!
Permalink Reply by John Lane on January 2, 2012 at 8:42pm "Shew Fly, Shew! He's Dead!- "The Pickle Story"
Permalink Reply by HistoryBuff on January 3, 2012 at 12:08pm I had earlier posted that my favorite line was -
"No, but I believe in Opie"
but realized that I attributed it to the wrong episode. I can't figure out how we can edit our messages here, so I deleted the original and am posting this again. Anyone know how to edit?
Permalink Reply by Marie Marshall on January 3, 2012 at 1:27pm History Buff that was from the Mr McBeeVee episode. An.dy didn't believe Opie's story but he believed in Opie. Great scene
Permalink Reply by Robin Wilson on January 4, 2012 at 9:49pm I like when Opie quotes Johnny Paul Jason, There are a few but I think my favorite is when he's telling Andy about JPJ's 'llergics
Opie: During april and may he's not allowed to breathe
Andy: he has to breathe to live
Opie: he gets by somehow
It's in the Rumor from seas 4
There's also one about putting a horsehair in stagnation water but I can't remember which episode that's in
Always cracks me up!!
Permalink Reply by Allan "Floyd" Newsome on January 4, 2012 at 9:54pm Ha ha...I don't think I've ever noticed that quote about breathing! Thank you for posting it...I need to go watch that episode!
Permalink Reply by Robin Wilson on January 5, 2012 at 4:42pm oh yes, do watch it! the scene is quite a bit longer than the part I wrote, very sweet and funny
Permalink Reply by Angela Easterling on September 12, 2012 at 12:51pm I remember this quote now and it is a funny one!
Permalink Reply by Jerry Wilson on January 4, 2012 at 10:12pm I think the stagnation water line is from A man in a hurry. Opie and johnny paul are out side on the church grounds playing.
Permalink Reply by Emmett Clark on January 14, 2012 at 3:14am The line about the horsehair in stagnation water is from "Man in a Hurry" episode.
Permalink Reply by Jerry Wilson on January 4, 2012 at 10:06pm WOW! How do you pick one? there's hundreds to choose from. I always like the episode when barney picks a deputy out of Goober,otis and judd. That whole segment is hilarious when barney says There's two kinds of deputy the quick and the dead! Also when Otis asks barney why he threw that tomato and he says I think I've heard just about enough about that tomato. How about the motorcycle sidecar when barney says you give them 25 they'll take 30,you give them 30 they'll take 35. Ha funny stuff.
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