I'm sure, like me, you have more than one favorite line from the show.  Share them with us and if at all possible, tell us which episode the quote comes from.  If you don't know, share your favorite quote anyway.  Just reading them will bring a smile to my face so I'm looking forward to seeing them.

"The first thing is did was pay for my on cheese sandwich." - Barney (The Darling Baby)

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It's "THERAPETIC" - Barney to Andy  and  Barney telling otis he needs a hobby and otis replies, "i've got a hobby, Drinkin"

"Fly a quail through here and every women HERE would point!"

Barney to Andy in "My Fair Enest T."

 

"Mr. Swhump tried to pinch him>"

Mrs. Wiley to Andy in the same episode

"What boys in what lab?"

Andy to Barney:ditto

 

There are so many quoiable lines in this episode!

"Shew Fly, Shew! He's Dead!- "The Pickle Story"

 

I had earlier posted that my favorite line was -

"No, but I believe in Opie"

but realized that I attributed it to the wrong episode. I can't figure out how we can edit our messages here, so I deleted the original and am posting this again. Anyone know how to edit?

History Buff that was from the Mr McBeeVee episode. An.dy didn't believe Opie's story but he believed in Opie. Great scene

I like when Opie quotes Johnny Paul Jason, There are a few but I think my favorite is when he's telling Andy about JPJ's 'llergics

Opie: During april and may he's not allowed to breathe

Andy: he has to breathe to live

Opie: he gets by somehow

It's in the Rumor from seas 4

There's also one about putting a horsehair in stagnation water but I can't remember which episode that's in

Always cracks me up!!

Ha ha...I don't think I've ever noticed that quote about breathing!  Thank you for posting it...I need to go watch that episode!

oh yes, do watch it!  the scene is quite a bit longer than the part I wrote, very sweet and funny

I remember this quote now and it is a funny one!

I think the stagnation water line is from A man in a hurry. Opie and johnny paul are out side on the church grounds playing.

The line about the horsehair in stagnation water is from "Man in a Hurry" episode.

WOW! How do you pick one? there's hundreds to choose from. I always like the episode when barney picks a deputy out of Goober,otis and judd. That whole segment is hilarious when barney says There's two kinds of deputy the quick and the dead! Also when Otis asks barney why he threw that tomato and he says I think I've heard just about enough about that tomato. How about the motorcycle sidecar when barney says you give them 25 they'll take 30,you give them 30 they'll take 35. Ha funny stuff.

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