I'm sure, like me, you have more than one favorite line from the show. Share them with us and if at all possible, tell us which episode the quote comes from. If you don't know, share your favorite quote anyway. Just reading them will bring a smile to my face so I'm looking forward to seeing them.
"The first thing is did was pay for my on cheese sandwich." - Barney (The Darling Baby)
Well, if a'int daddy longlegs!!
CITIZEN'S ARREST!!!!!!!!!!! CITIZEN'S ARREST!!!!!!!!!!!
The one line that never fails to crack me up completely no matter how many times I see it, is at the end of "Barney Gets His Man" where he's left in the barn to be in the command center, and Andy has just scared Eddie Brook as he comes down the ladder. Barney: "I swallowed my gum."
"Boy, giraffes are selfish"
Dogs, Dogs, Dogs