"I'm voting for another salesman in this category--but he's not included in the sweetheart vote. How about the guy who sold Barney that molting fur that made poor Thel cry? (The Don Rickles character.) Even though Andy…"
"There was one woman at Thelma Lou's hen party, the one that Barney thought Big Jeff Pruitt had his eye on when he was really looking at Thel. She wasn't none too purdy and I be it would take more than a leg of lamb to get her…"