Now that's an answer a man can hang his hat on. Thanks for the thorough explanation, Howard. You're one of the handful in Mayberry county government I've found that'll go the "extra mile" for the regular joe here in town. I also like how you don't bounce or flip the dog tags onto the counter when I come in to purchase dog licenses for my pets. I appreciate that.
Being that you're in county government, Howard... and with a pulse on what's happening an' such... any word yet on Mayberry finally getting a traffic light? Barney been saying we're behind the times when it comes to such matters.
The Morrison sisters make a quality product. The elixir that the Colonel makes has been getting shoddy over the years. Impurities. Getting so you have to strain it through a cheesecloth to make it potable. Found a shirt button in my last bottle... Colonel Harvey said it was a lucky indian trinket.