I hear there's a party at the courthouse and Mr. Weaver is giving out presents! No, really! I plan to take a few jugs of my sweet cider over and two of my lady friends are going to bring something a…Continue
I was thinking that if I had a TAGS party and wanted to play nothing but music from the show, what would be some important tunes to include?I'll definitely want, "Old Aunt Mariah," not only because…Continue
( I know we already had a thread like this, but I can't find it.)I just saw Col. Harvey in "Timbuktu" with Victor Mature! He was just the same. It was supposed to be a serious role but we laughed at…Continue
"My mother's dresser! This dresser came by bus all the way from Fort Lauderdale!"
"Barney, you're a tidy person, nobody leaves a wash basin the way you do."
"I was surprised at how the interest grew, thirty-six hundred dollars and 43 cents."
"I better go up and get my shatchel, my skatchel, you know that thing I put my clothes in? My valoose."