I hear there's a party at the courthouse and Mr. Weaver is giving out presents! No, really! I plan to take a few jugs of my sweet cider over and two of my lady friends are going to bring something a…Continue
"My mother's dresser! This dresser came by bus all the way from Fort Lauderdale!"
"Barney, you're a tidy person, nobody leaves a wash basin the way you do."
"I was surprised at how the interest grew, thirty-six hundred dollars and 43 cents."
"I better go up and get my shatchel, my skatchel, you know that thing I put my clothes in? My valoose."