iMayberry Community

Barney had theories on many things, thanks in part to all of his Learn-a-Month readings. Also he was an avaracious reader of the childish classics. Interrogation methods, science, law, fighting fire, dogs & lighting, you name it!

Let's start listing them here!

Views: 645

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

Barney's theory on Weavers being robbed was Weaver was stealing the items himself for the insurance money, even wanted to look in his trunk!

Barney sure figured out how to outfox those salve salesmen. A "lawyer letter" is the way to go!

If a bat lays its eggs on your head, you'll go crazy.

When a child goes astray, Barney advocated 'bud nippin'

And...

When someone is sleeping the subconscious always tells the truth.

Barney has a theory that:  "Giraffes are selfish."

How do you fight fire? With fire of course.

I thought you fought fire with a hose.

I think that was Andy's theory.

Quiet Sam was harboring a fugitive with a bullet wound up at his farm house. 

Haha...and thought Sam was growing "wacky weed." 

In the event a pie, turkey, or ham disappears overnight, rest assured that a fox came down from the hills and took them. A fox!
The bookies using Floyd's to run their business were returning frequently due to a haircut compelsion.

RSS

Members

Latest Activity

Larry Grainger replied to ColHarV's discussion FUN with the LINES from the SHOW
"Drinkin!"
Sep 11
Eric is now a member of iMayberry Community
Sep 11
Mrs. Mendlebright liked ColHarV's photo
Sep 10
Mrs. Mendlebright replied to Thelscuz's discussion Lessons Learned
"Howard learned that giving up the rat race and stress of the county title department, to go…"
Sep 10
Mayor Pike replied to Thelscuz's discussion Lessons Learned
"Barney learned not to tell Gomer anything about his relationship with Thelma Lou! The "hip…"
Sep 8
Mrs. Mendlebright replied to Thelscuz's discussion Lessons Learned
"Aunt Bee learned a hard lesson about bargain shopping when she forgot to consider things like…"
Sep 8
Thelscuz posted a discussion

Lessons Learned

All of the lessons learned in Mayberry were certainly not learned at Mayberry Union High.  Let's…See More
Sep 8
Mrs. Mendlebright replied to ColHarV's discussion Have YOU ever NOTICED?
"It could be her voice is just more bell-like than we're accustomed to."
Sep 7
UT Pendike replied to ColHarV's discussion Have YOU ever NOTICED?
"I have always wondered if Aunt Bea had to use a throat spray after talking in that 2nd octave voice!"
Sep 7
Bernie Fife replied to Luther Heggs's discussion Malcolm Merriweather's Bubble and Squeak
"Since it's sometimes served with pickles, I wonder if Malcolm ever asked Bee if she had any."
Sep 5
Mrs. Mendlebright replied to Mayor Pike's discussion Happy Birthday Thelma Lou !
"I would cherish it, too, Luther.  Thelma Lou was always my favorite Mayberry gal. Love her."
Sep 4
Mrs. Mendlebright replied to Luther Heggs's discussion Malcolm Merriweather's Bubble and Squeak
"I am so hungry now.  I love great gobs of comfort food like this.  I also wouldn't…"
Sep 4

© 2017   Created by Allan "Floyd" Newsome.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service