That's a GREAT one Bernie Fife.
How about this one in your screen names's honor:
Oh Bernie...you're a scream...!!!
Andy to Opie after the baby birds have flown away: "...But don't the trees seem nice and full."
"Ain't you got a jack?"
"It would be wrong for you, Mary Grace, to go to the dance unadorned."
Call the man . . . CALL the MAN!