• I think that is him!  

    Hey ya know what? you can find this written on the wall in the back alley behind the jail:

    There once was a drunk called Otis                           

    Who said in a letter he wrote us

    His real name is Hal

    He lives in So-Cal

    He stays sober, 

    But not so's you'd notice.  

    • that was excellent sir!!!  I hereby appoint you Poet Laureate of Mayberry!

    • And he never caught a crook in his life!

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