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What's your favorite line from The Andy Griffith Show?

Posted by Allan Newsome on December 29, 2011 at 3:25pm in General Discussion

I'm sure, like me, you have more than one favorite line from the show.  Share them with us and if at all possible, tell us which episode the quote comes from.  If you don't know, share your favorite quote anyway.  Just reading them will bring a smile to my face so I'm looking forward to seeing them.

"The first thing is did was pay for my on cheese sandwich." - Barney (The Darling Baby)

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    • Keevy Hazelton August 31, 2012 at 6:57am

      Brian, I think you got the compelsion.

  • Al Becker August 30, 2012 at 7:57pm

    "The first thing is did was pay for my on cheese sandwich."

    That quote makes no sense, Floyd.

    I think there are some words missing.

    • Al Becker > Al Becker August 30, 2012 at 8:00pm

      "I'll clean him up later".

  • Larry Grainger August 15, 2012 at 2:25pm

    I've got two more...I'll probably get a ticket for loitering around here too long.

    EMMETT: Will you just go get me some gas?!!

    GOOBER (grabbing the hose-and-nozzle and staring off reflectively): You know…when I get married…I’m gonna look for me a girl that ain’t as smart as I am…
    EMMETT: Well, that’ll take some diggin’…


    AND....


    GOOBER: When I get married, I'm going to marry exactly the same kind of woman I am...that ain't gonna be easy to find you know."
    ANDY: (after looking at Goober with that "no kidding" look) No, no, Goob it won't."
  • Larry Grainger May 9, 2012 at 10:37am

    Saw this one last night.

    "Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz...swooosh (Barney catches fly)"

    "Well...it is Sunday (as Barney releases the fly)."

    Always makes me smile.

  • Keevy Hazelton April 30, 2012 at 9:44am

    "Daylight's precious when you're a youngun', you know that?"

    "I would of greased my shoes but when I do that the cats all follow me."

  • Larry Grainger April 15, 2012 at 8:08pm
    Opie: "Paw; why do they call Mr. Beamon 'Plain Claude?'"

    Andy: "Because he's not a junior or a senior, so they just call him 'Plain Claude."

    Aunt Bee : "That's right, and all these years I thought they called him 'Plain Claude' because he was so homely."
  • John Lane April 15, 2012 at 7:22pm

    Barney: Andy, take this, put it under your shirt (Barney hands a gun to Andy)

    Andy: I won't need it Barn. Fluffy and I've been friends for years.

    High Noon in Mayberry (S3E16) 

  • Larry Grainger February 13, 2012 at 10:48am

    I will double-dip.

    How about this one...."Ladies, have you ever thought about starting a softball team?"  from A Wife for Andy.

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