EMMETT: Will you just go get me some gas?!!
GOOBER (grabbing the hose-and-nozzle and staring off reflectively): You know…when I get married…I’m gonna look for me a gi…"
"Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz...swooosh (Barney catches fly)"
"Well...it is Sunday (as Barney releases the fly)."
Always makes me smile."
Andy: "Because he's not a junior or a senior, so they just call him 'Plain Claude."
Aunt Bee : "That's right, and all these years I thought they called him 'Plain Claude' because he was so h…"
How about this one...."Ladies, have you ever thought about starting a softball team?" from A Wife for Andy."