Consider this excerpt from "Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army."Andy to Army Recruiter: "A while back he was going with a girl up here in the mountains...she married somebody else and he got mad at 'em and took rocks and busted every window in the hous…
"I've got two more...I'll probably get a ticket for loitering around here too long.
EMMETT: Will you just go get me some gas?!!
GOOBER (grabbing the hose-and-nozzle and staring off reflectively): You know…when I get married…I’m gonna look for me a gi…"