Consider this excerpt from "Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army."Andy to Army Recruiter: "A while back he was going with a girl up here in the mountains...she married somebody else and he got mad at 'em and took rocks and busted every window in the…
"I've got two more...I'll probably get a ticket for loitering around here too long.
EMMETT: Will you just go get me some gas?!!
GOOBER (grabbing the hose-and-nozzle and staring off reflectively): You know…when I get married…I’m gonna look for me a…"