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"Dogs, Dogs, Dogs! "Boy Giraffes are selfish." "You're not talking to a jerk, you know?""
"Oh no, that was not directed at you. It was directed at the website. I have never seen any ratings of episodes that didn't have "Man in a Hurry" rated at least third. I wouldn't say it was my favorite either, I'm just going on history. I didn't…"
""I knew Calvin Coolidge said that (I choose not to run). I knew he had to say something, or he would have never gotten to be president.""
"My favorite Floyd quote also comes from Convicts at Large, which is by far Howard McNear's best performance. It is sad it was his last one before his stroke. The quote - "Maude, Al, if those hamburgers are ruined, I won't be responsible!""
"Any list that ranks "Man in a Hurry" 35th, loses all credibility with me. It usually ranks in the top 3. "
"While I was watching the episode "Barney's First Car" I noticed a few things. First, and a number of folks have noticed this, if this was Barney's first car, whose car was he driving in "Runaway Kid?" I also noticed the license plate on his "new"…"
"I watch an episode every night (DVD's) and last night it was "Aunt Bee's Medicine Man". There may be somebody running this forum that has an interest in that episode. "My mission in life is health, is zest, is vigor, is the joy of living.""
"One that I forgot that I say a lot, is "Ain't it a dinger, Paw!""
"I enjoy most of the color episodes, especially the ones that feature Goober and Floyd. And of course, when Don Knotts makes a guest appearance, it's like a breath of fresh air. One of my favorite episodes is a color one, "Dinner at Eight." I think…"
"I often say to people "go out there and act like somebody." Also, when talking about someone, "I think he's from somewheres else.""
I have often heard people say, "If we could only go back and live in Mayberry." I have even had people pull up beside me at a traffic light, roll their window down, and remark about the sticker on the back of my truck. It reads "Make America…
"That would be one Dud Wash, explaining where Ernest T. Bass is. "
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HELLO LARRY JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND TELL YOU HI GOD BLESS!!
Hey to Larry! I''m new to the place just thought I'd let you know I live in Lebanon as well! Lebanon, VA! Always good to meet a new TAGS fan!
Welcome to the community, Larry! I'm glad you made it and I hope you'll enjoy yourself. I'm still working on things but I believe good progress has been made.
Thank you again for the joke book! I've already found several I can use.