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"Actually, I think it was Barney describing Melissa Stevens to Thelma Lou...he was seeking to redeem himself."
Consider this excerpt from "Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army."Andy to Army Recruiter: "A while back he was going with a girl up here in the mountains...she married somebody else and he got mad at 'em and took rocks and busted every window in the hous…
"That would have to be one Asa Breeney."
"I've got two more...I'll probably get a ticket for loitering around here too long.
EMMETT: Will you just go get me some gas?!!
GOOBER (grabbing the hose-and-nozzle and staring off reflectively): You know…when I get married…I’m gonna look for me a gi…"
EMMETT: Will you just go get me some gas?!!
GOOBER (grabbing the hose-and-nozzle and staring off reflectively): You know…when I get married…I’m gonna look for me a gi…"
"Hello Ronnie. Thanks for stopping by. I trust all is well in your corner of Mayberry. Say hello to the wife and boys."
"Saw this one last night.
"Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz...swooosh (Barney catches fly)"
"Well...it is Sunday (as Barney releases the fly)."
Always makes me smile."
"Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz...swooosh (Barney catches fly)"
"Well...it is Sunday (as Barney releases the fly)."
Always makes me smile."
"Opie: "Paw; why do they call Mr. Beamon 'Plain Claude?'"
Andy: "Because he's not a junior or a senior, so they just call him 'Plain Claude."
Aunt Bee : "That's right, and all these years I thought they called him 'Plain Claude' because he was so h…"
Andy: "Because he's not a junior or a senior, so they just call him 'Plain Claude."
Aunt Bee : "That's right, and all these years I thought they called him 'Plain Claude' because he was so h…"
"Great observation, John. I can't explain it, except maybe time flies in Mayberry and when you are having fun. (this is of course in jest)"
"You could go to http://www.twochairsnowaiting.com and listen to or watch episodes 165 and 166. Allan interviews the lady who built Taylor Home Inn."
"I agree. I was thinking today that if I had only seen these episodes one time, I would not have noticed this inconsistency."
"Thanks, Trisha. Us Lebanonians (regardless of the state) must unite! Welcome to the Community. "
"I will double-dip.
How about this one...."Ladies, have you ever thought about starting a softball team?" from A Wife for Andy."
How about this one...."Ladies, have you ever thought about starting a softball team?" from A Wife for Andy."
"Andy: (to Goober) I'm going over to Helen's to eat my third supper, and when I get back, I'm gonna kill you. (from Dinner at Eight)"
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HELLO LARRY JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND TELL YOU HI GOD BLESS!!
Hey to Larry! I''m new to the place just thought I'd let you know I live in Lebanon as well! Lebanon, VA! Always good to meet a new TAGS fan!
Welcome to the community, Larry! I'm glad you made it and I hope you'll enjoy yourself. I'm still working on things but I believe good progress has been made.
Thank you again for the joke book! I've already found several I can use.