"I believe Rafe Hollister said it best.
Look down, look down that lonesome roadBefore you travel on
Look up, look up and seek your makerBefore Gabriel blows his horn"

"I was guessing a club sandwich, Franklin.  I don't know what baked Alaska looks like either.  Probably lays on your chest though."

"How about The Clubmen?"

"Why that was the date the whole Ladies Aid Church Committee got crocked!"

"Andy’s Rich Girlfriend and Andy’s English Valet come to mind."

"Best part for me was when he politely placed his jacket under his head.  That clip made “The Monster that Ate Minnesota” look like “Gone with the Wind.”"

"Hmm, one and done.  Must not of had the magazines to swing it."

"If a duck stands still you can catch him by the bill.  Honk Honk.
Was it the Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army episode?"

"I believe that was the movie Gary uttered his famous line, “Trudy, Trudy, Trudy.”"

"I found this on another website.  Barney must have finally got ‘em!
 
In 1967 the Wilson Chemical Company was dealt a crushing blow by the Federal Trade Commission, which decided that the company’s advertising method of luring young salesmen had to…"

"Rafe Hollister did. "

"Back at ‘cha Keev!"

"Bernie, you might be on to something here.  Your education was worth every penny!  I too have been known to spend hours and hours going through old records on microfilm and would love to see something like this."

"Good one, Keev.  That one had me under the bucket for a few days."

"So this one is a stretch.  In “Barney’s Replacement” There is a brief scene with Clara “Johnson” in her house.  Otherwise Uncle Todd is the only Ohio reference I recall, but I don’t remember a scene in Clara’s house in Family Visit."

"Sinking boat?  You mean kind of like old Gertrude in “The Manhunt?”"